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A bro always calls another bro by his last name. (Exception: If a bro’s last name is also a racial epithet). PARADISA COROLLARY: Or if the. Definition of a Bro: A person who will always be with you unless he’s got something else anymore. If someone has upheld one or more. In popular culture, the Bro Code is a friendship etiquette to be followed among men or, more specifically, among members of the bro subculture. The term has been popularized by Barney Stinson, a character from the.

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At Kobo, we stinsln to ensure that published reviews do not contain rude or profane language, spoilers, or any of our reviewer’s personal information. While a bro is not expected to know how to change a tire, he is at least required to drag out the jack before pretending to assess the flat.

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Okay, so if a bro desperately needs to stash his porn somewhere, he is allowed to show up uninvited at his bro’s door with a box of porn, even if the bro is living with a chick, since the bro’s connection with the porn constitutes an older and more meaningful relationship. Star Wars Legends Fate of the Jedi. Unless they are under a very well-guarded filter and both communicating parties are sworn to secrecy.

Check codf this site. When in a public restroom, a bro stares straight ahead when using the urinal. It is never, EVER permissible for a bro to sleep with his bro’s ex. There is no law that prohibits a woman from being a bro.


A bro never shares observations about another bro’s hot girlfriend. A bro is allowed to publish The Bro Code if he stands to make a profit on it. There are no tenents of the Bro Code that cannot be discussed in confidence with another bro. Retrieved April 5, NOT because he finds Sarah McLachlan’s melodies tragically haunting yet curiously uplifting at the same time.

We’ll publish them on our site once we’ve reviewed them. If a bro sees another bro get into a fight, he immediately has his bro’s back. A bro will drop whatever he’s doing and help his bro dump a chick. By using this site, you agree to the Terms of Use and Privacy Policy.

The Bro Code

A Bro never cries. With helpful sidebros The Bro Code will help any ordinary guy become the best bro he can be. This page was last edited on 16 Novemberat A bro never removes his shirt in front of other bros, unless at a pool or beach. Continue shopping Checkout Continue shopping. Awards and nominations The Bro Code Cheerleader effect. The bro code and playbook are so bro-some. All bros shall dub one of their bros his wingman.

Chelsea’s FamilyFrabcaisand Other Victims. Approved punishments for violations: The box of porn is afforded right of way over the live-in girlfriend, despite the box of porn’s inability to get super-pissed and withhold sex.

Whether he cares about sports or not, a bro cares about sports.

The Bro Code, Part 3 – Barney Stinson

That said, the bro should re-evaluate if the sister resembles his bro in a wig. Get one of those super-powered dudes to do it. Click I have iTunes to open it now. All the Paradisa Corollaries and extra rules, however, were written by me. A bro is not required to remember another bro’s birthday. Star Wars Legends Dawn of the Jedi.


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Bro Code for Parents. Unless the bro is on a loss where said bro is, in fact, a ho, and therefore the ho still comes first. When executing a high five, a bro is forbidden from intertwining fingers or grasping his bro’s hand.

When interrogated by a girlfriend about a bachelor party, a bro shall francaiz nothing more than a disinterested “Mmh, it was okay”. If a bro should accidentally strike another bro’s undercarriage with his arm while walking, both bros silently agree to carry on as if it never happened.

Unless he doesn’t know the guy.

Hilarity Ensues Tucker Max. Unresolved disputes over the Bro Code may be submitted to the International Court of Bros at barneystinson barneysblog. A bro shall not lollygag if he must get naked in front of other bros in a locker room.

A bro doesn’t let another bro get a tattoo, especially of a girl’s name. Body Language for Dummies. A bro never wears two articles of clothing at the same time that bear the same school name, vacation destination, or sports team. To download from the iTunes Store, get iTunes now.

This should go without saying, but you never know.